This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.
It’s nacho business. [via]
I almost forgot my briefcase!
it contains important lab results
This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.
We don’t have kids.
We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.
This has been my life for six months… How will I ever be normal again?
New Earth… new me.
Office Safari. [source]
Biscuits and gravy are delicious
Why would you eat gravy with biscuits?!?!
why wouldnt i
finally it’s the british people who don’t get it
I’M SORRY BUT THAT IS NEITHER BISCUITS NOR GRAVY?!?!
those are totally biscuits and gravy
as someone who was born and raised in Georgia, I can confer that those totally are biscuits and gravy
Part 2 of my favourite text posts